This is the web presence for the always charming, never smarmy, sometimes alarming Hands On Throat, a Bend - Oregon based hardcore band. Yup, that's right...either you came here of your own volition (scary) or a botched Google search for "Schmands On Toast" landed you here (more likely). Either way, stay awhile, check the links above, get in touch with us about a show, and/or sign up for our mailing list. Clicking on the clever "made-it-look-like-a-construction-sign" logo at top right will take you to our MySpaceTM page, where our most current info is occasionally maintained by Thröttle Pälm himself. "Stay deaf." - Kermit Lyman, III