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The pilgrimage to the estate!!!

This is the greatest show ever. Period.

All seasons are now on DVD, which saves me the agony of trying to videotape them. My wife tells me I can DVR them, whatever the hell that means. Is that like VHS?

The theme song was only eclipsed by its twin show's, Simon and Simon. When they all got together, though, wackiness ensued.

Work the lock. Work the lock.

Listen to your little voice.

And stop watching reality TV...it's freaking embarassing.

Go learn yourself. Need more? OK, one more...